OH MY GOD WHAT

PALOU RAN OVER NOLAN!?

Nolan got run over by Palou

Nolan crashed into Palou’s weighted corner and broke himself

Power covers off McLaughlin?

MALUKAS AND NEWGARDEN RACE TO THE END OF PIT LANE

Gateway at 9:00 PM Eastern is my favorite INDYCAR Series by Penske Entertainment event of the year other than the Indianapolis 500.

It’s the most heyday IndyCar racing

2 car in P4 after 30 laps

I mean P3

Alex Palou-dar update 1:

lap 14/260

top speed 177

gap to 12: -1.501

Alex Palou-dar update 2:

lap 37

Two Penskes keeping pace behind

Alex Palou-dar update 3:

187/260

9 leading from 10 by 5 seconds

YIPPEE CAIO CAI-AY

Senna passed Schumacher

Senna’s about to pass Sir Dixon too

Sir Scott? How does knighthood work

Sir Scott of Dixon?

Sir Scott of House Dixon

PNC Bank House Dixon

Marcus is putting moves on Penskes

Rinus is stabbing at McLarens

JESUS, Connor

I think what we’re learning is that Trackhouse has no business recruiting rookies

MPC is racing. Well, there’s a wheel off on the opening lap, but the race has started.

Pilot Challenge is doing way better than most other racing series at understanding how much of good team branding is just being “the colorful car”

Locked in

Forget Kimi vs. George, let’s see Kimi vs. Max

Oh boy, Max is about to have a generational tantrum

Sorry, Jacquesy, but that was not a “dramatic start”, that was an *anti-dramatic* start

Remember, everyone: Active aero/straight-line mode is about *trading downforce for energy efficiency*. They disabled that because the straights just aren’t long enough in Monaco for the reward to outweigh the risk. *Overtake mode* is the extra battery boost for cars within 1 second. That’s game on.

Yall I think I’m going to have to email my diecast distributor (not telling) and ask very, very nicely if he’ll change my 1:18 Cadillac from Bottas to Perez

What if George isn’t even P2 in the championship?

It’s been a while since Lance Stroll did us a solid like this

Points for every Red Bull car except the 3?

I am not sure what to post about Charles Leclerc walling it on a restart

I really hope RB’s strategists did that on purpose with some sort of statistical prediction

Update: It was the V6’s fault. The battery was the only reason he was able to move the car at all. So, tantrum avoided.

Jolyon is still calling chunks of asphalt “marbles”

I have noted two red flag driver refreshment items: Arvid Lindblad is slurping some kind of synthetic biofuel out of a plastic tube, and Charles Leclerc was walking back drinking what appeared to be some sort of carbonated honeydew-colored Monegasque delicacy out of a large glass bottle.

I am proud of Kimi, and I am proud of Isack, but I just do not know what to think overall

I am not mad at Checo for going for it