Garrett “Cleetus McFarland” Mitchell denied clearance for Talladega

I applaud NASCAR for finally drawing any sort of line with this guy. After doing basically nothing but spin in any NASCAR races, Cleetus and his employers at Richard Childress Racing felt it was time for him to begin his assigned program getting on TV at superspeedway races, but NASCAR officials have denied him the opportunity until he accomplishes, you know, something. Maybe they calculated that they would get the same amount of YouTube attention for denying him as they would for running him.