The first Official Pasta of Formula 1® product has arrived

I have wondered since it was announced what an Official Pasta of Formula 1® was. Is it served in the Paddock Club™? Maybe. I’ll never know. But even if you aren’t a global elite, you can still eat the Fastest Pasta on Earth. You can get it at Walmart, in fact. It’s called “Racing Wheels,” and it’s shaped like something sort of resembling a wheel-like object. Will I feed this to my children? I guess, probably? But I can’t right now because it’s sold out.